Me watching the Olympics at age 9: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 13: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 17: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
went to pizza co today for my friends fundraiser, i miss you mini<3 i got a salad and a diet coke haha, people were looking at me like a heavy female cant like lettuce. an old friend of mine said to me “ohhh a salad Sammy? what? well your looking good though.” it didnt seem sincere haha but whatever i dont care, i didnt go there for your like insult/compliments. just had to...
Finish in my inbox, "if i were dating you"
me when I go anywhere
me: ugh there are people here
guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
I see God in birds and Satan in long words.: So,... →
tiny-vessels: Ask and you shall receive, part two. Grrcupcake requested I make my beginner tips rebloggable, so here they are! I hope to have a more detailed page up on my blog this weekend, but here are some general tips. Who am I kidding, it’s a little beyond general, I just like to blab: Read this page:
what if we all keep our blogs till we’re like 40 and we reblog cooking recipes and parenting advice and sly dig each other about weight gain and bald spots