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A compliment A story Why you follow me If you met me what would you do A cute message One thing you want to tell me One thing you want to know about me
liverpate: azraeldoesnotdispute: liverpate: why am i not a banana Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana. thanks man
finallyahumanbeing: so earlier today my dad was like “come here a package came for you!” and i was like hm wonder what this could be and when i went to see him he gave me this it was a box of mints GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT DAD
its hard to eat healthy
when there are sour cream and onion chips on the fucking table and im baked. is this a test?
person: so what music are you into?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
every medicine on the market is like pros: you’ll stop coughing cons: you might die
Me in class
Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
Me: ugh, split ends.
Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?!
Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
Me: just act like you understand.
Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING.
Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
Me: I hate you all.
Me: someone shoot me.